1. QDH3 Hash #463 on Sat, 19 Dec 2015 这次Hash活动得报名
Lead Hare: Whore's
Whisperer (Philip) and Sweet F.A. (TimF)
Co-Hare/s: ???
Hashers: Please join us for our
fantastic annual QDH3 Christmas
Hash event this Saturday afternoon!
To help the organisers you
should register for this special QDH3 Christmas Hash and Bash and Party.
Tell us what you will do!
因为这次 (12月19日) 是特别圣诞节活动,所以我们让人报名。
- 1pm - 6pm -
Hash + Circle (Cost: 10rmb) 包括路线和一点啤酒或水。
- 6pm - 8pm -
Bash (dinner) and Secret Santa Party (Cost: Dinner shared (about
50rmb), Secret Santa Gift (about 40rmb)) 包括晚餐,聚会 和每位必须带来一个小礼物。礼物自己提前只用老新闻报纸包好。
REGISTRATIONS
- Contact our QDH3 Hash Cash, Horny Medic (Lisa)
报名发给Lisa一个邮件 To register,
send an email to: lisaliu8065 [@] hotmail [.] com
We will meet at 1pm at the Crowne Plaza Hotel (see
location and map link below) 本周六(12月19日)在颐中皇冠假日酒店的大堂下午1点钟见面 in the main lobby entrance area. The Hare
promises a beautiful Hash run/hike in the quiet back streets, coastal
boardwalks, hills and parks of a scenic area of Qingdao. Forget your
busy city
life for a while. :)
Date: Saturday, 19 December
Meeting time:
1.
1pm at
the Crowne Plaza Hotel lobby to catch a bus to the start point. About 10mins.
Have a chat to the other Hashers on your way to the Hash #463 Start
Point. Be social!!! :)
Map of Crowne Plaza Hotel: http://j.map.baidu.com/FMWrD
Hash type: A to A (
i.e. the Hash will start and finish
at the same place - leave a bag at the start point)
Hash trail length: Runner's ~14km and Walkers ~11km
Details:
Meet at the
Crowne Plaza Hotel lobby at 1pm. QDH3 (bus guide) leaders will meet you
there. Arrive at Crowne by 1.10pm at the latest!!! Please don't be
late!
Make sure you have an early lunch.
Alternative meeting point ... will not be given this time! We want
everyone to come to our main meeting point at Crowne Plaza
Hotel.
We'll go to the nearby start point together and all wearing our
Christmas Hashing gear!!! ;)
Cost: 10 RMB (includes some beer and the
Hash trail)
- does NOT include dinner.
Dinner: The Lead Hare has arranged
for a delicious Chinese dinner in a local restaurant for those who wish
to stay for dinner. Usually most people do. This is a separate
cost, usually only about 40 - 60rmb per person.
Cheers and On! On!
Sweet FA and the QDH3
Mismanagement team
Crowne Plaza Hotel
青岛颐中皇冠假日酒店 (QingDao YiZhong HuangGuan JiaRi JiuDian)...
Address: #76 XiangGang Middle Road (XiangGang Zhong Lu)
地址: 青岛, 市南区, 香港中路76号 (佳世客东50米)
Map 地图:
http://j.map.baidu.com/FMWrD
2. Christmas Hash 圣诞节活动 and Secret Santa Party 聚会 on Sat, 19 Dec 2015 - REGISTRATION is OPEN now!!! Ho! Ho! Ho!
QDH3 Christmas Santa Hash is cumming! Have
you been naughty or nice?
Guess who's cumming to town...?
Yes, the 2015 QDH3 Christmas Santa
Hash is cumming!!!
Date:
Sat, 19 December 2015
Lead Hares: Whore's
Whisperer/Philip and Sweet F.A./TimF
Trail type: A to A (
leave a bag of warm clothes at the start
point)
Trail length: Runners ~14kms, Walkers ~11kms
Crowne Plaza Hotel meeting time: 1pm
See more details on QDH3 website.
To help the organisers you should register for
this special Christmas Hash and Bash and Party
REGISTRATIONS
- Contact our QDH3 Hash Cash, Horny Medic (Lisa)
报名发给Lisa一个邮件
To
register, send an email to: lisaliu8065 [@] hotmail [.] com
Christmas
Bash dinner and Secret Santa Party
Besides a super duper and AWESOME special Hash trail... After the Hash
and Circle, we'll have a fantastic and delicious
Bash dinner.
During the Bash dinner, we'll also have our super fun Secret Santa gift giving party.
Please register
and reserve your seats!
Everyone must buy a simple, cheap but fun
gift for about 30-40rmb to take to the Party.
You will wrap the gift in plain newspaper, but don't write a name on
it. We'll then take
turns to choose a gift (not your own!!!). But, later someone else might
be able to steal your gift. It's all part of the fun!!!
Remember, it's better to give than to receive. Unless it's beer... then it's better to
receive!!! ;)
On! On! and Ho Ho Ho!!!
2. QDH3
Hash #464 下次Hash前言 on Sat, 26 Dec 2015 - Visit by Beijing Hashers for our Christmas
Cumdown Hash!
Who likes to Hash with Beijing Hashers...?
谁喜欢和北京Hash员一起Hash?
Actually, I think the better
question is, WHO DOESN'T???
其实谁会不喜欢?
We are expecting to have about 6 - 8 Beijing Hashers cum down from
the big smoke in Beijing to Hash with us and they will also be here for
a few days before and after as well... so, if you want to show them
your favourite Qingdao bar, then I'm sure they'd be happy to see it.
They are also looking for saunas or hot springs. Any ideas?
On Sat, 26 Dec, there will be a wonderful Hash trail set by Sweet F.A.
in the Julin Forest and Zhongshan Park area, so don't miss all the fun
on and off the trails for this Christmas
Cumdown Hash. :)
Cheers and On! On!
3. QDH3 Hash Gear for sale 买我们的QDH3特别的衣服和东西!
We have LOTS of great, high-quality QDH3 Hash gear for sale!!! - Great for
Christmas gifts!!!
Some of the older gear will be on discount, so get in quick before
it's sold out! That includes some jackets, hoodies and long-sleeved
shirts too... Just in time for the cool late Autumn and early Winter
weather. :)
- Shirts and jackets are all just
50rmb each!!!
- Hats 20rmb.
- Cups 10rmb.
- Bottle openers 5rmb.
Contact Horny Medic/Lisa and Whore's Whisperer/Philip for details. Make an
order with them (2 or 3 days before a Hash is best!) and they
will bring it to the next Hash for you to buy.
Or, send an email request to QDH3 Mismanagement - qingdaohhh@outlook.com
See the QDH3 Hash Gear supplies online here (
might need a VPN...?):
4. Hash #462 Re-Hash Report 上次Hash报告 - Sat, 12 Dec
2015
The Lead Hare was Silent But Deadly (Ken), and
he was helped by Co-Hare, Sweet F.A. (Tim). ;)
This Hash was subtitled the "
Living It Up In Licun" Hash. And, Lead
Hare, Silent But Deadly, really made sure the Hashers got to see a lot
of fantastic Qingdao Licun scenery!
There was a great crowd of Hashers along for this scenic Hash in the
northern Licun Park area. We found many nice sights and scenic areas along this trail.
The Hashers were mostly old hands, but we had one Hash Virgin along
and another 2nd timer. Unfortunately, they made a couple of wrong turns
(and didn't follow the Hash instructions to wait at the Open Checks!!!)
and they got left behind a bit... Happily and surprisingly, part way
through the Circle they made it back to HOME alive and in one piece.
Well done!
I think we scared off the tee-totalling Hash Virgin though... :(
The Hash trail was followed by a fun Circle and a very tasty Bash
(dinner).
We all think that this might have been the BEST HASH EVER!!!
:) Don't miss the next one!
All
in all it was another super Qingdao Hash!
Don't miss out next time
we Hash in this fun Hashing area!!!
Photo 1 - The Hash trail went through the scenic Licun Park area.
Photo 2 - The Hashers enjoyed a nice beer / drink stop part way along the trail.
Photo 3 - The Hash trail went along scenic creeks and discovered many other small parks too.
5. Hash song(s) of the week 新Hash歌曲
Hash Songs to Learn –
IMPORTANT!!!
Here is 1 more Hash song for this week.
WARNING:
It's all in good fun, but many Hash songs contain
ribald/bawdy/vulgar language and suggestive lyrics and taboo topics. Be
warned before reading (and singing) of your own choice. ;)
Can
I have a note? Mi Mi Mi Mi Miiiii Yu
Yu Yu Yu Yuuuuu
1. IT’S A SMALL DICK AFTER ALL
[Tune of “
It’s a small world after all“] (
Listen)
Well, it’s not too hard, and it’s not too thick,
It stays soft too long, and it comes too quick,
It gets lost in her twat,
But it’s all that he’s got.
CHORUS
It’s a small dick after all,
It’s a small dick after all,
It’s a small dick after all,
It’s-a-small-dick-after-all,
It’s a small, small dick!
In future, I'll put one or two songs here in each QDH3 Newsletter, so
we can learn more great Hashing songs! :)
In case you want to know if I'm a song-writing genius...
NO!!! I plagiarised all of these from other Hash
groups... ;)
6. Receding Hareline 未来的Hash活动表 - A list of future
Hashes and Hares - Wanna
be a Hare 怎么当兔子? :)
HARES
NEEDED FOR JANUARY HASHES!!!
我们需要2016年1月找一些当兔子的人。请尽快举手!谢谢!
If you would like to be a Lead Hare (主任兔子 - plan a Hash trail about
2 weeks before the Hash) or a Co-Hare (帮手兔子 - help carry flour
and set the Hash trail on the day of the Hash), then let the Hare Razor (me, aka Sweet FA)
know and we'll work out a date for you to set a trail. If you are
flexible with your date, then that's even better.
新兔子学习当Hash兔子不是很难。只要两三次志愿当帮手兔子支持主任兔子。当天的兔子免费参加我们的Hash活动 (不包括晚餐)。
Remember, Hares Hash for FREE!!! Yay!!! (The Bash
dinner is still extra though...) ;)
Setting trails is fun and you get a great feeling leading all the
Hashers for an enjoyable Hash run or walk.
See the Hare's
Hash Trail Basics Guide here.
For new Hares, it might look a bit complicated, but it's really not
hard at all. :) Just volunteer to Co-Hare
with an
experienced Lead Hare
one or two or three times and then you'll be able
to do the Lead Hare job easily in future too!