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Hey there Hashers,

Welcome to the new QDH3 Newsletter. There's lots of QDH3 Hash news below, so take your time and enjoy!   :)


快看本次简讯的主题内容

HARES NEEDED FOR JANUARY HASHES!!!

我们需要2016年1月找一些当兔子的人。请尽快举手!谢谢!


In future... soon... (well, eventually...) we'll use the QDH3 website to host all full articles and just put shorter links in these Newsletters... but, this time it is quite long (again).


Registration is now OPEN for the QDH3 Hash #463 (Sat, 19 Dec) (这次Hash) Christmas Hash and Bash (dinner) and Secret Santa Party!!!
REGISTER ASAP to help us plan this fun event.
See registration info below.
   

QDH3 Hash #464 (下次Hash) on Sat, 26 Dec, will be our Christmas Cumdown Hash. We expect about 6 - 8 Beijing Hashers will also cum down from the big smoke to join us, so don't miss the fun!  Alcoholics GIF


Please note, we are looking for sponsors for prizes and donations for the 7th annual QDH3 Crowne Plaza Hotel Staircase Run-up race(QDH3 颐中皇冠酒店 楼梯跑) for Charity.


If you or your company or someone you know
can sponsor a prize/s for the event, or if you would like to donate money to the supported Charity, then please contact us.  QDH3 Email: qingdaohhh@outlook.com

Thank you in advance for supporting this popular community sports event and Charity fundraiser.
   :)


Crowne Run-Up 7thCrowne Run-Up runners on stairsCrowne Run-Up Hotel


See info on our last QDH3 Mismanagement meeting (QDH3上次管理会议) here:  Here are some of the basic details (我们说到什么主题) of all that we talked about (on our QDH3 website).

All very important, of course... but, there was too much talking and not enough beer drinking!  ;)

QDH3 Committee meeting 2

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Take your time to read this Newsletter fully, or just skip through to the parts that you think will be interesting. Use the CONTENTS list to find the parts you want. On! On!

CONTENTS 内容
  1. QDH3 Hash #463 on Sat, 19 Dec 2015 - PLEASE REGISTER! 这次Hash活动得报名
  2. Christmas Hash 圣诞节活动 and Secret Santa Party 聚会 on Sat, 19 Dec 2015 - REGISTRATION is OPEN now!!! Ho! Ho! Ho!
  3. QDH3 Hash #464 下次Hash前言 on Sat, 26 Dec 2015 - Visit by Beijing Hashers for our Christmas Cumdown Hash!
  4. QDH3 Hash Gear for sale 买我们的QDH3特别的衣服和东西! - Great for Christmas gifts!!!
  5. Hash #462 Re-Hash Report 上次Hash报告 - The Living It Up In Licun Hash
  6. Hash song(s) of the week 新Hash歌曲
  7. Receding Hareline - Future Hashes and Hares 未来的Hash活动表 - Wanna be a Hare? 怎么当兔子?  :)
  8. 2016 Guangzhou 15th All China Nash Hash 全国Hash! - Regular price ends 1 Jan 2016 便宜价格马上结束了!!!
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1. QDH3 Hash #463 on Sat, 19 Dec 2015 这次Hash活动得报名

Lead Hare: Whore's Whisperer (Philip) and Sweet F.A. (TimF)
Co-Hare/s:
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Hashers: Please join us for our fantastic annual QDH3 Christmas Hash event this Saturday afternoon!

To help the organisers you should register for this special QDH3 Christmas Hash and Bash and Party. Tell us what you will do!
因为这次 (12月19日) 是特别圣诞节活动,所以我们让人报名。

  1. 1pm - 6pm - Hash + Circle (Cost: 10rmb) 包括路线和一点啤酒或水。
  2. 6pm - 8pm - Bash (dinner) and Secret Santa Party (Cost: Dinner shared (about 50rmb), Secret Santa Gift (about 40rmb)) 包括晚餐,聚会 和每位必须带来一个小礼物。礼物自己提前只用老新闻报纸包好。

REGISTRATIONS - Contact our QDH3 Hash Cash, Horny Medic (Lisa)

报名发给Lisa一个邮件 To register, send an email to:  lisaliu8065 [@] hotmail [.] com

We will meet at 1pm at the Crowne Plaza Hotel (
see location and map link below) 本周六(12月19日)在颐中皇冠假日酒店的大堂下午1点钟见面 in the main lobby entrance area. The Hare promises a beautiful Hash run/hike in the quiet back streets, coastal boardwalks, hills and parks of a scenic area of Qingdao. Forget your busy city life for a while.  :)

Date: Saturday, 19 December
Crowne Plaza Hotel QDH3 Hash Meeting point
Meeting time:

1. 1pm at the Crowne Plaza Hotel lobby to catch a bus to the start point. About 10mins. Have a chat to the other Hashers on your way to the Hash #463 Start Point. Be social!!!  :) 
Map of Crowne Plaza Hotel:
http://j.map.baidu.com/FMWrD


Hash type: A to A  (i.e. the Hash will start and finish at the same place - leave a bag at the start point)

Hash trail length: Runner's ~14km and Walkers ~11km

Details:
Meet at the Crowne Plaza Hotel lobby at 1pm. QDH3 (bus guide) leaders will meet you there. Arrive at Crowne by 1.10pm at the latest!!! Please don't be late!

Make sure you have an early lunch.

Alternative meeting point ... will not be given this time! We want everyone to come to our main meeting point at Crowne Plaza Hotel. We'll go to the nearby start point together and all wearing our Christmas Hashing gear!!!  ;)

Cost: 10 RMB (includes some beer and the Hash trail) - does NOT include dinner.

Dinner: The Lead Hare has arranged for a delicious Chinese dinner in a local restaurant for those who wish to stay for dinner. Usually most people do. This is a separate cost, usually only about 40 - 60rmb per person.

Cheers and On! On! 

Sweet FA and the QDH3 Mismanagement team

Crowne Plaza Hotel
青岛颐中皇冠假日酒店 (QingDao YiZhong HuangGuan JiaRi JiuDian)...
Address: #76 XiangGang Middle Road (XiangGang Zhong Lu)
地址: 青岛, 市南区, 香港中路76号 (佳世客东50米)
Map 地图: http://j.map.baidu.com/FMWrD


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2. Christmas Hash 圣诞节活动 and Secret Santa Party 聚会 on Sat, 19 Dec 2015 - REGISTRATION is OPEN now!!! Ho! Ho! Ho!

QDH3 Christmas Santa Hash is cumming! Have you been naughty or nice?

Guess who's cumming to town...?

Yes, the 2015 QDH3 Christmas Santa Hash is
Santa sunbathing cumming!!!  

Date: Sat, 19 December 2015

Lead Hares: Whore's Whisperer/Philip and Sweet F.A./TimF

Trail type: A to A (leave a bag of warm clothes at the start point)

Trail length: Runners ~14kms, Walkers ~11kms

Crowne Plaza Hotel meeting time: 1pm

See more details on QDH3 website.


To help the organisers you should register for this special Christmas Hash and Bash and Party

REGISTRATIONS - Contact our QDH3 Hash Cash, Horny Medic (Lisa)

报名发给Lisa一个邮件
To register, send an email to:  lisaliu8065 [@] hotmail [.] com

   Xmas Party


Christmas Bash dinner and Secret Santa Party

Rudolph
Besides a super duper and AWESOME special Hash trail... After the Hash and Circle, we'll have a fantastic and delicious Bash dinner. During the Bash dinner, we'll also have our super fun Secret Santa gift giving party.
Please register and reserve your seats!
Xmas tree and gift
Everyone must buy a simple, cheap but fun gift for about 30-40rmb to take to the Party.

You will wrap the gift in plain newspaper, but don't write a name on it. We'll then take turns to choose a gift (not your own!!!). But, later someone else might be able to steal your gift. It's all part of the fun!!!

Remember, it's better to give than to receive. Unless it's beer... then it's better to receive!!!   ;)


Don't forget to look at the QDH3 website to see a funny Christmas video here's another one!!! 

Those cute elves dance and sing so well! 
  ;)

Maybe they drank too much beer? 
alcoholic balls gif 

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2. QDH3 Hash #464 下次Hash前言 on Sat, 26 Dec 2015 - Visit by Beijing Hashers for our Christmas Cumdown Hash!

Who likes to Hash with Beijing Hashers...? 2015 Nash Hash Hangzhou
谁喜欢和北京Hash员一起Hash?

Actually, I think the better question is, WHO DOESN'T??? 
其实谁会不喜欢?  
Alcoholics GIF

We are expecting to have about 6 - 8 Beijing Hashers cum down from the big smoke in Beijing to Hash with us and they will also be here for a few days before and after as well... so, if you want to show them your favourite Qingdao bar, then I'm sure they'd be happy to see it. They are also looking for saunas or hot springs. Any ideas?

On Sat, 26 Dec, there will be a wonderful Hash trail set by Sweet F.A. in the Julin Forest and Zhongshan Park area, so don't miss all the fun on and off the trails for this Christmas Cumdown Hash.   :)

Cheers and On! On!

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3. QDH3 Hash Gear for sale 买我们的QDH3特别的衣服和东西!

We have LOTS of great, high-quality QDH3 Hash gear for sale!!! - Great for Christmas gifts!!!

Some of the older gear will be on discount, so get in quick before it's sold out! That includes some jackets, hoodies and long-sleeved shirts too... Just in time for the cool late Autumn and early Winter weather.  :)
  • Shirts and jackets are all just 50rmb each!!!
  • Hats 20rmb.
  • Cups 10rmb.
  • Bottle openers 5rmb.

Contact Horny Medic/Lisa and Whore's Whisperer/Philip for details. Make an order with them (2 or 3 days before a Hash is best!) and they will bring it to the next Hash for you to buy.

Or, send an email request to QDH3 Mismanagement - qingdaohhh@outlook.com


Hash Gear LisaHash gear Philip

See the QDH3 Hash Gear supplies online here (might need a VPN...?):
QDH3 Hash Gear for sale held by Lisa and Philip
View short: http://1drv.ms/1MdbgOZ
View long: https://onedrive.live.com/redir?resid=ff4aac4ea3ebe315!120&authkey=!AKowykTvYyyMfc4&ithint=file%2cxlsx
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4. Hash #462 Re-Hash Report 上次Hash报告 - Sat, 12 Dec 2015

The Lead Hare was Silent But Deadly (Ken), and he was helped by Co-Hare, Sweet F.A. (Tim).  ;)
462 Bash venue
This Hash was subtitled the "Living It Up In Licun" Hash. And, Lead Hare, Silent But Deadly, really made sure the Hashers got to see a lot of fantastic Qingdao Licun scenery!

There was a great crowd of Hashers along for this scenic Hash in the northern Licun Park area. We found many nice sights and scenic areas along this trail.

The Hashers were mostly old hands, but we had one Hash Virgin along and another 2nd timer. Unfortunately, they made a couple of wrong turns (and didn't follow the Hash instructions to wait at the Open Checks!!!) and they got left behind a bit... Happily and surprisingly, part way through the Circle they made it back to HOME alive and in one piece. Well done!

I think we scared off the tee-totalling Hash Virgin though...   :(

The Hash trail was followed by a fun Circle and a very tasty Bash (dinner).

We all think that this might have been the BEST HASH EVER!!!  :)   Don't miss the next one!


QDH3 Hash #462 starting and Bash dinner point:  ShunFu YanJia BBQ Restaurant 顺福闫家烧 烤 (夏庄路店) on XiaZhuang Road opposite Licun Park.



462 Licun ParkAll in all it was another super Qingdao Hash! Don't miss out next time we Hash in this fun Hashing area!!!

See a few photos of QDH3 Hash #462 below.

Some more photos of Hash #462 are on Facebook (VPN required). And, many of those photos are also available on Douban too (NO VPN required).

On! On!


462 Beer / Drinks stop
Photo 1 - The Hash trail went through the scenic Licun Park area.






Photo 2 - The Hashers enjoyed a nice beer / drink stop part way along the trail.



462 Scenic creekside trail




Photo 3 - The Hash trail went along scenic creeks and discovered many other small parks too.
  








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5. Hash song(s) of the week 新Hash歌曲

Hash Songs to Learn – IMPORTANT!!!

Here is 1 more Hash song for this week.

WARNING:
It's all in good fun, but many Hash songs contain ribald/bawdy/vulgar language and suggestive lyrics and taboo topics. Be warned before reading (and singing) of your own choice.  ;)

Can I have a note? Mi Mi Mi Mi Miiiii Yu Yu Yu Yu Yuuuuu

1. IT’S A SMALL DICK AFTER ALL
[Tune of “It’s a small world after all“] (Listen)

Well, it’s not too hard, and it’s not too thick,
It stays soft too long, and it comes too quick,
It gets lost in her twat,
But it’s all that he’s got.
CHORUS
It’s a small dick after all,
It’s a small dick after all,
It’s a small dick after all,
It’s-a-small-dick-after-all,
It’s a small, small dick!


In future, I'll put one or two songs here in each QDH3 Newsletter, so we can learn more great Hashing songs!  :)

In case you want to know if I'm a song-writing genius... NO!!!  I plagiarised all of these from other Hash groups...   ;)

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6. Receding Hareline 未来的Hash活动表 - A list of future Hashes and Hares - Wanna be a Hare 怎么当兔子?  :)

HARES NEEDED FOR JANUARY HASHES!!!

我们需要2016年1月找一些当兔子的人。请尽快举手!谢谢!

If you would like to be a Lead Hare (主任兔子 - plan a Hash trail about 2 weeks before the Hash) or a Co-Hare (帮手兔子 - help carry flour and set the Hash trail on the day of the Hash), then let the Hare Razor (me, aka Sweet FA) know and we'll work out a date for you to set a trail. If you are flexible with your date, then that's even better.

新兔子学习当Hash兔子不是很难。只要两三次志愿当帮手兔子支持主任兔子。当天的兔子免费参加我们的Hash活动 (不包括晚餐)。

Remember, Hares Hash for FREE!!!  Yay!!!  (
The Bash dinner is still extra though...)    ;)

Setting trails is fun and you get a great feeling leading all the Hashers for an enjoyable Hash run or walk. See the Hare's Hash Trail Basics Guide here.

For new Hares, it might look a bit complicated, but it's really not hard at all.  :)  Just volunteer  to Co-Hare with an experienced Lead Hare one or two or three times and then you'll be able to do the Lead Hare job easily in future too!


Receding Hareline 10Dec2015


You can view the latest Receding Hareline online at any time too. try these links. One of them should work... I hope!  ;)

QDH3 Receding Hareline - full version (may need a VPN to view this)

QDH3 Receding Hareline - basic version (no VPN needed)




7. 2016 Guangzhou 15th All China Nash Hash 全国Hash! - Regular price ends 1 Jan 2016 便宜价格马上结束了!!!

DON'T BE A LATE CUMMER!!!

Nash Hash Guangzhou logo
If you missed the Earlybird discount for the next Nash Hash (All China National Hash 2016), then DO NOT miss the Regular price, which is valid until 1 January 2016!!! - 3 weeks left for the Regular price!

Qingdao Hashers have been travelling to all the Nash Hashes in recent years, so let's keep the tradition alive! Some of us have signed up already.  :) 

请你们注意: 明年三四月份的全国Hash活动最便宜优惠报名方式马上就结束了.尽快报名吧。青岛Hashers参加了
Hash很多次,所以我们得继续这样的习惯吧.

See full details here: http://qdhhh.eu5.org/news.html#ACNH2016_GZH3
 
Nash Hash Guangzhou H3 logo
Info from the Guangzhou H3:

For your part, NOW is the time to register to save yourself RMB100 (off Late-Cummer price).

Itinerary:
***Friday (evening/night), April 1: Half Moon City Run (Long Runner, Short Runner, Walker)
***Saturday, April 2: Main Event Cuntryside Run (Ballbuster, Long Runner, Short Runner, Walker)
***Sunday, April 3: Hangover Cuntryside Run (Long Runner, Short Runner, Walker)
***If you want to do even more Hashing, then extra events are available on Thursday, March 31 and also on Monday, April 4. These events will cost more money. - See the GZH3 Nash Hash website for full details.

Nash Hashes are SUPER fun and you'll save lots of money by registering early.

Nash Hash 2015 was in Hangzhou and Nash Hash 2014 was in Xiamen. They were heaps of fun!!!  :)


Cheers and On! On! 

Sweet FA / TimF (QDH3 On-Sec and Web Wanker) on behalf of QDH3 Mismanagement 

QDH3 CONTACTS
Mismanagement Email: qingdaohhh@outlook.com
Website: http://qdhhh.eu5.org/index.html
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/qingdaohhh/
Douban: http://www.douban.com/location/people/137146436/

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***QDH3 Christmas Hash and Secret Santa Party is cumming on Sat, 19 Dec 2015!***
--- REGISTER NOW!!! --- See registration info above. ---

Hash Xmas Party

Hares NEEDED!!!
We need Hares for January Hashes!!!
我们需要2016年1月找一些当兔子的人。请尽快举手!谢谢! :)

Please look at the Receding Hareline (list of future Hashes and Hares) and choose a date.

这里然后选一个日期。然后发给我邮件谈论和组织。你 也可以跟有经历的兔子学习怎么做兔子。先举手就开始。

Then contact the QDH3 Hare Razor to organise your Hash event. Send us an email: qingdaohhh@outlook.com

If you want to learn how to be a Hare, then you can just be a Co-Hare and help an experienced Hare.