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ASS = Assistant

GM - Grand Master (or Mistress or Mattress)
Ceremonial leader of the Hash. Takes care of general administrative matters of the Hash. Starts the Circle then changes over to the glorious RA.
**If there is more than one GM, then GMs can take turns. Ass-GMs will assist the Head GM.
1 - Whore's Whisperer / Philip - HEAD GRAND MASTER - Contact: qingdaohhh [@] outlook [.] com
2 - Sloppy Seconds / Paul - ASS GRAND MASTER
3 - Ivana Bendova / Ana - ASS GRAND MASTER
4 - Just "Karen" - ASS GRAND MASTER

RA - Religious Adviser
The worst and loudest voice and best memory for weird Hash Songs and jokes and heinous crimes committed by the assembled Hashers. Guardian of the Cock of Shame and nominator of the Hash Shit. Responsible for Hash Namings, and the weather of course!
**If there is more than one RA, then RAs can take turns. And Ass-RAs can assist when all full RAs are absent.
1 - Loose Pussy (David) - RELIGIOUS ADVISER
2- Sloppy Seconds / Paul - ASS RELIGIOUS ADVISER
3 - Just "Phil" - ASS RELIGIOUS ADVISER

On-Sec
Our official Hash secretary. Publishes and sends out the (roughly) Weekly Hash Newsletter. Also, manages the Email account/s and Contact list and can represent the GM/s when interacting with other Hash Kennels. Should liaise with the Hash Committee regarding inter-Kennel events. He or she who (very roughly…) keeps track of your run count and thus seeing that you get your due rewards. Also acts as GM and HC when needed.
1 - Just "Phil" - CO ON-SEC - Contact: qingdaohhh [@] outlook [.] com
2 - Squeeze 'em in / Tony - CO ON-SEC
3 - Ivana Bendova / Ana - ASS ON-SEC

HC - Hash Cash
He or she who acts as the treasurer (accountant). This Hasher collects and takes care of the money of the run. Also, repays Hares for Hash Trail marking supplies and Hash Beer purchased.
1 - Squeeze 'em in / Tony - HASH CASH
2 - Whore's Whisperer / Philip - ASS HASH CASH

Chief Trailmeister/s
The Hasher/s who thinks he/she knows every trail in and around our fair city and who should also help Hares to find sneaky back alley trails and secret forest trails, if they need assistance. Supported by other Hash Trailmeisters.
1 - Ivana Bendova / Ana
2 - Whore's Whisperer / Philip

Hare Razor
The very sociable Hasher/s who encourages other Hashers to Hare runs. The Hare Razor is supposed to knoweverything there is to know about laying a good Hash trail. Works with the On-Sec and Web Wanker to keep the Receding Hareline (the list of future Hares and Hashes) up to date. On! On!
**Of course, all Hashers should encourage others to Hare or co-Hare occasionally.
1 - Ivana Bendova / Ana  - Contact: qingdaohhh [@] outlook [.] com

Hash Haberdash
The Hashers who design and sell Hash Stash and paraphernalia such as t-shirts, socks, shorts, patches and other novelties.
**Design duties for future Stash and Haberdash can be open to all Hashers if more ideas are wanted
1 - Sloppy Seconds. / Paul
2 - Squeeze 'em in / Tony
3 - Just "Karen" - CONTACT with factories



Hash Flash
He or she responsible for immortalizing with a camera the best (and worst) moments in the Hash…
1 - Ivana Bendova / Ana
2 - Just "Chen"
3 - Just "Murphy"
4 - Any Hasher with a camera (phone)

Hash Scribe
A Hasher with a incredible memory and stunning writing skills. Knows “special tricks“, like how to change font styles and text colours… The Hash Scribe should write the Re-Hash Reports, or delegate someone (e.g. The Hares!!!) to do so.
1 - Squeeze 'em in / Tony
2 - Just "Phil"
3- Ivana Bendova / Ana

Hash Busmaster
The Hasher responsible for making sure hire buses pick us up on time and get us where we are supposed to be going on road trip Hashes ... and checking that no-one gets left behind.
1 - Squeeze 'em in / Tony
2 - ???

Hash Beer and Ice master
The Hasher responsible for ordering ice and making sure the beers are cold. Or may help the Hares to get beer at Beer Stops and Circles.
1 - Squeeze 'em in / Tony
2 - ???
3 - The HARES!!!

Web Wanker
The Hasher who manages and updates the QDH3 website and other QDH3 online sites such as Facebook and Douban.
1 - Squeeze 'em in / Tony - Douban
2 - Just "Phil" - Facebook

Trailmeister/s
The Hasher/s who support the Chief Trailmaste/s (who thinks he/she knows every trail in and around our fair city) and who should also help Hares to find sneaky back alley trails and secret forest trails, if they need assistance.
1 - Squeeze 'em in / Tony
2 - Silent But Deadly / Ken

Songmeister/s
The Hasher/s who support/s the RA (who thinks he/she knows all the Qingdao Hash Songs ever made). When the R.A. is struggling for a suitable Hash Song, the Songmeisters can lead off on a Hash Song that they think is suitable.
1 - Sloppy Seconds. / Paul
2 - Whore's Whisperer / Philip


Cheers and On! On!

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