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Happy New Year 2016
Hey there Hashers.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!  国际新年快乐!!!


Welcome to the first edition
of our QDH3 Newsletter for 2016.

There's lots of QDH3 Hash news below, so take your time and enjoy!   :)


NOTE: The links are only active online on our website, they won't move you around inside the email.

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HARES NEEDED FOR FEBRUARY HASHES!!!

我们需要2016年2月找一些当兔子的人。请尽快举手!谢谢!

FuShan Hash 460 - Diana
In future... soon... (well, eventually...) we'll use the QDH3 website to host all full articles and just put shorter links in these Newsletters... but, this time it is still long(ish)... Use the links to move around on our QDH3 website.



QDH3 Hash #465 (这次Hash) on Sat, 2 Jan, will be our New Year Up and Down and "Under" FuShan Hash with a great Hash trail to be set by Hares Just "Joe" and Loose Pussy (David). We expect to be doing some subterranean explorations, so bring a torch (flashlight)!  Alcoholics GIF




Please note, we are URGENTLY looking for sponsors for prizes and donations for the 7th annual QDH3 Crowne Plaza Hotel Staircase Run-up race(QDH3 颐中皇冠酒店 楼梯跑) for Charity.


If you or your company or someone you know
can sponsor a prize/s for the event, or if you would like to donate money to the supported Charity, then please contact us.  QDH3 Email: qingdaohhh@outlook.com

Thank you in advance for supporting this popular community sports event and Charity fundraiser.
   :)



Crowne Run-Up 7thCrowne Run-Up runners on stairsCrowne Run-Up Hotel


QDH3 Committee meeting 3
See info on our 3rd QDH3 Mismanagement Committee monthly meeting (QDH3上次管理会议) here:  Here are some of the basic details (我们说到什么主题) of all that we talked about (on our QDH3 website).

Why don't you join us next time in the middle of January? Your ideas will be greatly appreciated.

All very important, of course... but, there is always too much talking and not enough beer drinking!  ;)  





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We have our first 2016 Edition of the QDH3 Newsletter for you this week, so take your time to read this Newsletter fully, or just skip through to the parts that you think will be interesting. Use the CONTENTS list and other links to find the parts you want on our QDH3 website.
这次圣诞版简讯比较长慢慢看吧。用内容表找到你想看的资料。
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CONTENTS 内容
  1. QDH3 Hash #465 1st 2016 New Year Hash on Sat, 2 Jan 2015 这次Hash活动得报名
  2. QDH3 Hash #466 下次Hash前言 on Sat, 9 Jan 2015 - HARE is Just "Jason"!
  3. QDH3 Hash Gear for sale 买我们的QDH3特别的衣服和东西! - Great for Christmas gifts!!! 可以给圣诞礼物!
  4. Hash #464 Re-Hash Report 上次Hash报告 - The QDH3 Christmas Cumdown Hash - With Beijing and Shanghai visitors!!!
  5. 2016 - 7th annual QDH3 Crowne Plaza Hotel Staircase Run-up race(QDH3 颐中皇冠酒店 楼梯跑) for Charity!!! - We urgently need to choose a charity and find prize sponsors. Please help us!!!  :)
  6. Hash song(s) of the week 新Hash歌曲
  7. Receding Hareline - Future Hashes and Hares 未来的Hash活动表 - NO HARES FOR JANUARY!!! - Wanna be a Hare? 怎么当兔子?  :)
  8. 2016 Guangzhou 15th All China Nash Hash 全国Hash! - Regular price ends 1 Jan 2016 便宜价格马上结束了!!!
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1. QDH3 Hash #465 1st 2016 New Year Hash on Sat, 2 Jan 2015 这次Hash活动得报名

For the first Hash of 2016 the Hares will give us the Up and Down and Under (!!!)New Years Resolution FuShan Hills Hash.  :)

Lead Hares: Just "Joe" and Loose Pussy (David)
Co-Hare/s:
No-one yet... Do any rookie Hares want to join them to learn how to be a Hare? 谁想陪他们学习当兔子的方式?

Hashers: Please join us for a great first 2016 Hash run or walk this weekend We will meet at 1pm at the Crowne Plaza Hotel (see location and map link below) in the main lobby entrance area then catch a bus to the start point. The Hare promises a beautiful Hash run in the quiet back streets, forests, coastal boardwalks, hills and/or parks of a scenic area of Qingdao. Forget your busy city life for a while.  :)

Date: Saturday, 2 January

Hashing area: FuShan Hills

The Hares tell me that this Hash could involve some subterranean adventures... i.e. stepping foot into tunnels!  ;)

Sounds fun!!! What kind of tunnels could they be?

You should take a torch (flashlight) if you want to save your mobile phone battery!

If you're scared of the dark, then find another Hasher with which to hold hands (but, no sex on the trail (!!!) or else drink down a little bit of "liquid courage" and you won't even notive the monsters, zombies or insane axe murderers lurking in the dark shadowy corners of the tunnels...  ;)  What kind of seeing in the dark technology will you take?

465 Tunnels465 Night Vision465 liquid courage

Meeting time: 1 Choice  (at least until we get final starting venue details from our fashionably tardy (and possibly hungover...) Hares!!!)  ;)  alcoholics

1. 1pm
at the Crowne Plaza Hotel lobby to catch a 
bus to the start point. About 20-30mins. Be social!!! Have a chat to the other Hashers on your way to the Hash #465 Start Point.   :) 
Map of Crowne Plaza Hotel:
http://j.map.baidu.com/FMWrD

Hash type: A to ???  (i.e. if it's A to A then the Hash will start and finish at the same place - so you could leave a bag at the start)

Hash trail length: Not certain, but probably, Runner's ~9-11km and Walkers ~7-9km

Details:
Meet at the Crowne Plaza Hotel lobby at 1pm. QDH3 (bus guide) leaders will meet you there. Arrive at Crowne by 1.10pm at the latest!!! Please don't be late!

Make sure you have an early lunch.


Cost: 10 RMB (includes some beer and the Hash trail) - does NOT include dinner 10块钱不包括晚餐.

Dinner: The Lead Hare has arranged for a delicious Chinese dinner in a local restaurant for those who wish to stay for dinner. Usually most people do. This is a separate cost, usually only about 40 - 50rmb per person.

Cheers and On! On! 

Sweet FA and the QDH3 Mismanagement team

Crowne Plaza Hotel
青岛颐中皇冠假日酒店 (QingDao YiZhong HuangGuan JiaRi JiuDian)...
Address: #76 XiangGang Middle Road (XiangGang Zhong Lu)
地址: 青岛, 市南区, 香港中路76号 (佳世客东50米)
Map 地图: http://j.map.baidu.com/FMWrD


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2. QDH3 Hash #466 下次Hash前言 on Sat, 9 Jan 2016 - HARE is Just "Jason"!!!   :)

For our future Hash on Sat, 9 Jan, our Hare, Just "Jason", is going to take us Hashing around Small Fish Hill Park and in some interesting parts of the Old Town area!

Don't miss it!
  :)

Cheers and On! On!

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3. QDH3 Hash Gear for sale 买我们的QDH3特别的衣服和东西!

We have LOTS of great, high-quality QDH3 Hash gear for sale!!! - Great for Christmas gifts!!!

Some of the older gear will be on discount, so get in quick before it's sold out! That includes some jackets, hoodies and long-sleeved shirts too... Just in time for the cool late Autumn and early Winter weather.  :)
  • Shirts and jackets are all just 50rmb each!!!
  • Hats 20rmb.
  • Cups 10rmb.
  • Bottle openers 5rmb.

Contact Horny Medic/Lisa and Whore's Whisperer/Philip for details. Make an order with them (2 or 3 days before a Hash is best!) and they will bring it to the next Hash for you to buy. 

Or, send an email request to QDH3 Mismanagement - qingdaohhh@outlook.com


NOTE: Horny Medic/Lisa is retiring from managing the Hash Gear and Hash Haberdash soon, so someone else will take over in the next week ... or three.  ;)

Hash Gear LisaHash gear Philip

See the QDH3 Hash Gear supplies online here (might need a VPN...?):
QDH3 Hash Gear for sale held by Lisa and Philip
View short: http://1drv.ms/1MdbgOZ
View long: https://onedrive.live.com/redir?resid=ff4aac4ea3ebe315!120&authkey=!AKowykTvYyyMfc4&ithint=file%2cxlsx




4. Hash #464 Christmas Cumdown Hash Re-Hash Report 上次圣诞Hash报告 - Sat, 26 Dec 2015

The Lead Hare was Sweet F.A. (Tim).  :)464 Bash venue

This Hash was subtitled the "Christmas Cumdown" Hash with visiting Hashers cumming down (or up...) from Beijing and Shanghai, it was actually a very uplifting Hash!!!  ;)

The Hare, Sweet FA, really made sure the Hashers got to see a lot of fantastic Qingdao scenery mainly in Julin Forest Park, but also in Zhongshan Park, the Qingdao Botanic Gardens and around Zhanshan Temple!

There was a great crowd of Hashers along for our special Christmas Hash event including a few Hashers we haven't seen in a while. We found many nice sights and scenic areas along this trail. We even made friends with the Incredible Hulk!

There were no Hash Virgins along for this Hash, but there was a good mix of Hash runners and walkers. The Hare put in plenty of fun and tricky Checks to keep the FRBs (front running bastards) busy. And, for some extra fun, the 2nd half of this trail was actually live Hared. ;)

The Hash trail was followed by a super fun Circle (with some throat warming JinJiu 劲酒 provided by the Beijing visitors). The visiting Hashers also gave us some fines renditions of new Hash songs too! All that fun was followed by a very tasty Bash (dinner).

The QDH3 Hash #464 Start / Finish / Bash (dinner) venue was at SiFangCai Restaurant (私房菜饭店) on DongHai 1 Road. Good food and very friendly and helpful staff.

Si Fang Cai Restaurant 私房菜饭店
#28 DongHai Yi Lu 地址: 市南区, 东海一路28号(郧阳路与东海一路交叉口)

Map to Hash start / finish / Bash (dinner) point (20m south of here 汇都商务宾馆): http://j.map.baidu.com/XdX07

We all think that this might have been the BEST HASH EVER!!!  :)   Don't miss out the next time we Hash in this fun Hashing area!!!

On! On!

Sweet F.A.
QDH3 On-Sec / Web Wanker / Hare Razor / Hash Flash
QDH3 Email: qingdaohhh [@] outlook [.] com



464 Pre-Hash Chalk Talk
See a few photos of QDH3 Hash #464 below.

Many more photos of Hash #464 are on Facebook (VPN required). And, many of those photos are also available on Douban too (NO VPN required).



Photo 1 - Pre-Hash Chalk Talk- Welcome to Beijing and Shanghai visitors!  :)


464 Hash Runners going up



Photo 2 - The Hash Runners going up.



464 Walkers going up




Photo 3 - The Hash Walkers going up too.  ;)
  







464 Post-Hash Circle



Photo 4 - The fun Post-Hash Circle with some tasty (?) throat warming JinJiu 劲酒 provided by the Beijing visitors.








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  • 5. 2016 - 7th annual QDH3 Crowne Plaza Hotel Staircase Run-up race(QDH3 颐中皇冠酒店 楼梯跑) for Charity! - We urgently need to choose a charity and find prize sponsors. Please help us!!!  :)

  • Hello Qingdao Hashers! 青岛Hashers大家好!event logo

    Hey Hashers! After a misstep (Haha!) last year, the date has been set for the 7th Annual Qingdao Hash House Harriers Staircase Run-up Charity Fund-raising event in association with the Crowne Plaza Hotel Qingdao. The next staircase race will be held on Saturday, 5 March 2016. 

    Mark your calendars and start exercising your thighs to get ready for this fun and challenging 41-floor staircase climbing race from the hotel basement all the way up to the top floor! Come and join the fun in March 2016! :) 

    If you would like to discuss sponsoring a prize or making a donation for this popular community fun run and charity fund-raising event then please contact the QDH3 at: 

            qingdaohhh [@] outlook [.] com 

    stair runnersStay tuned for more information about the event, the selected charitable organisation and event registration details... Coming soon! 

    Thank you, Cheers and On! On!   :)

    Qingdao Hash House Harriers

    Trail running and hiking group (aka The Drinking Club with the Running Problem)



      2014 logostairs

    starters Crowne buiding


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    6. Hash song(s) of the week 新Hash歌曲

    Hash Songs to Learn – IMPORTANT!!!

    Here are 2 more Hash songs for this week.

    WARNING:
    It's all in good fun, but many Hash songs contain ribald/bawdy/vulgar language and suggestive lyrics and taboo topics. Be warned before reading (and singing) of your own choice.  ;)

    Can I have a note? Mi Mi Mi Mi Miiiii Yu Yu Yu Yu Yuuuuu

    1. THE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
    [Tune of “The Addams Family”]

    Their drinking is compulsive and
    Their running is convulsive,
    They're morally repulsive,
    The Hash House Harriers.

    Chorus:
    Da da da da (snap fingers twice)
    Da da da da (snap fingers twice)
    Da da da da,  da da da da,  da da da da

    Their flatulence is rude and
    Their genitals protrude when
    They're running in the nude in
    The Hash House Harriers.

    Chorus:

    They're always shiggy tracking
    From constantly bush - whacking,
    Intelligence they're lacking,
    The Hash House Harriers.

    Da da da da, Down, down, down,...


    2. S/HE'S A HASHER, S/HE'S OKAY
    [Tune of “Lumberjack Song”]

    S/He's a Hasher, s/he's okay,
    Works all day, comes out to play,
    Drinks it down without complaint,
    Or s/he wears it well.
    Drink it! Wear it!
    Down, down, down...


    In future, I'll put one or two songs here in each QDH3 Newsletter, so we can learn more great Hashing songs!  :)

    In case you want to know if I'm a song-writing genius... NO!!!  I plagiarised all of these from other Hash groups...   ;)

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    7. Receding Hareline 未来的Hash活动表 - A list of future Hashes and Hares - Wanna be a Hare 怎么当兔子?  :)

    HARES NEEDED FOR FEBRUARY HASHES!!!

    我们需要2016年2月找一些当兔子的人。请尽快举手!谢谢!

    If you would like to be a Lead Hare (主任兔子 - plan a Hash trail about 2 weeks before the Hash) or a Co-Hare (帮手兔子 - help carry flour and set the Hash trail on the day of the Hash), then let the Hare Razor (me, aka Sweet FA) know and we'll work out a date for you to set a trail. If you are flexible with your date, then that's even better.

    新兔子学习当Hash兔子不是很难。只要两三次志愿当帮手兔子支持主任兔子。当天的兔子免费参加我们的Hash活动 (不包括晚餐)。

    Remember, Hares Hash for FREE!!!  Yay!!!  (
    The Bash dinner is still extra though...)    ;)

    Setting trails is fun and you get a great feeling leading all the Hashers for an enjoyable Hash run or walk. See the Hare's Hash Trail Basics Guide here.

    For new Hares, it might look a bit complicated, but it's really not hard at all.  :)  Just volunteer  to Co-Hare with an experienced Lead Hare one or two or three times and then you'll be able to do the Lead Hare job easily in future too!


    Receding Hareline 31Dec2015


    You can view the latest Receding Hareline online at any time too. try these links. One of them should work... I hope!  ;)

    QDH3 Receding Hareline - full version (may need a VPN to view this)

    QDH3 Receding Hareline - basic version (no VPN needed)



    8. 2016 Guangzhou 15th All China Nash Hash 全国Hash! - Regular price ends 31 Jan 2016 便宜价格马上结束了!!!

    DON'T BE A LATE CUMMER!!!

    Nash Hash Guangzhou logo
    If you missed the Earlybird discount for the next Nash Hash (All China National Hash 2016), then DO NOT miss the Regular price, which is valid until 31 January 2016!!! - 4 weeks left for the Regular price!

    Qingdao Hashers have been travelling to all the Nash Hashes in recent years, so let's keep the tradition alive! Some of us have signed up already.  :) 

    请你们注意: 明年三四月份的全国Hash活动最便宜优惠报名方式马上就结束了.尽快报名吧。青岛Hashers参加了
    Hash很多次,所以我们得继续这样的习惯吧.

    See full details here: http://qdhhh.eu5.org/news.html#ACNH2016_GZH3
     
    Nash Hash Guangzhou H3 logo
    Info from the Guangzhou H3:

    For your part, NOW is the time to register to save yourself RMB100 (off Late-Cummer price).

    Itinerary:
    ***Friday (evening/night), April 1: Half Moon City Run (Long Runner, Short Runner, Walker)
    ***Saturday, April 2: Main Event Cuntryside Run (Ballbuster, Long Runner, Short Runner, Walker)
    ***Sunday, April 3: Hangover Cuntryside Run (Long Runner, Short Runner, Walker)
    ***If you want to do even more Hashing, then extra events are available on Thursday, March 31 and also on Monday, April 4. These events will cost more money. - See the GZH3 Nash Hash website for full details.

    Nash Hashes are SUPER fun and you'll save lots of money by registering early.

    Nash Hash 2015 was in Hangzhou and Nash Hash 2014 was in Xiamen. They were heaps of fun!!!  :)


    Cheers and On! On! 

    Sweet FA / TimF (QDH3 On-Sec and Web Wanker) on behalf of QDH3 Mismanagement 

    QDH3 CONTACTS
    Mismanagement Email: qingdaohhh@outlook.com
    Website: http://qdhhh.eu5.org/index.html
    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/qingdaohhh/
    Douban: http://www.douban.com/location/people/137146436/

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    *** HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! ***

    Happy New Year

    New Years Resolution 2

    Hares NEEDED!!!
    We need Hares for February Hashes!!!
    我们需要2016年2月找一些当兔子的人。请尽快举手!谢谢! :)

    Please look at the Receding Hareline (list of future Hashes and Hares) and choose a date.

    这里然后选一个日期。然后发给我邮件谈论和组织。你 也可以跟有经历的兔子学习怎么做兔子。先举手就开始。

    Then contact the QDH3 Hare Razor to organise your Hash event. Send us an email: qingdaohhh@outlook.com

    If you want to learn how to be a Hare, then you can just be a Co-Hare and help an experienced Hare.


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