464Newsletter

In future... soon... (well, eventually...) we'll use the QDH3 website to host all full articles and just put shorter links in these Newsletters... but, this time it is still long... Use the links to move around.

QDH3 Hash #464 （这次Hash） on Sat, 26 Dec, will be our Christmas Cumdown Hash. We expect about 6 - 8 Beijing Hashers and 2 Shanghai Hashers will also cum down from the big smoke to join us, so don't miss the fun! Alcoholics GIF

Please note, we are URGENTLY looking for sponsors for prizes and donations for the 7th annual QDH3 Crowne Plaza Hotel Staircase Run-up race（QDH3 颐中皇冠酒店楼梯跑） for Charity.

If you or your company or someone you know can sponsor a prize/s for the event, or if you would like to donate money to the supported Charity, then please contact us. QDH3 Email: qingdaohhh@outlook.com

Thank you in advance for supporting this popular community sports event and Charity fundraiser. :)

See info on our 3rd QDH3 Mismanagement Committee monthly meeting （QDH3上次管理会议） here: Here are some of the basic details （我们说到什么主题） of all that we talked about (on our QDH3 website).

Why don't you join us next time? Your ideas will be greatly appreciated.

All very important, of course... but, there was too much talking and not enough beer drinking! ;)

We have a BIG Christmas Edition of the QDH3 Newsletter for you this week, so take your time to read this Newsletter fully, or just skip through to the parts that you think will be interesting. Use the CONTENTS list to find the parts you want.
这次圣诞版简讯比较长慢慢看吧。用内容表找到你想看的资料。
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CONTENTS 内容表

1. QDH3 Hash #464 Christmas Cumdown Hash on Sat, 26 Dec 2015 这次Hash活动得报名

Lead Hare: Sweet FA (Tim)
Co-Hare/s: No-one yet... Do any rookie Hares want to join me to learn how to be a Hare? 谁想陪我学习当兔子的方式?

Hashers: Please join us for a great Hash run or walk this weekend We will meet at 1pm at the Crowne Plaza Hotel (see location and map link below) in the main lobby entrance area then catch bus 232 or 225. The Hare promises a beautiful Hash run in the quiet back streets, coastal boardwalks, hills and/or parks of a scenic area of Qingdao. Forget your busy city life for a while. :)

We also expect 6 - 8 Beijing Hashers and 2 Shanghai Hashers will cum down tomorrow, so you can expect even more Hashing fun than usual!!! 这次有一些北京和上海Hasher朋友们来陪我们一起Hash。很好玩儿！

Date: Saturday, 26 December

Meeting time: 2 Choices

1. 1pm
at the Crowne Plaza Hotel lobby to catch a 232 or 225 bus to the start point. About 20mins. Have a chat to the other Hashers on your way to the Hash #464 Start Point. Be social!!! :)
Map of Crowne Plaza Hotel: http://j.map.baidu.com/FMWrD

2. 1.30pm
at the Hash start point at the SiFang Cai Restaurant 私房菜饭店. See Hash start location details below. This info is given ONLY for those who really REALLY can't get to our main Hash meeting point at Crowne Plaza Hotel.

Map to Hash start / finish / Bash (dinner) point (20m south of here 汇都商务宾馆): http://j.map.baidu.com/XdX07

Meeting Start point: Si Fang Cai Restaurant 私房菜饭店

#28 DongHai Yi Lu
地址: 市南区, 东海一路28号（郧阳路与东海一路交叉口）

From the Crowne Plaza Hotel, catch bus 232 or 225 to HuaYan Lu Bus Stop then walk 700m to the start point near the ZhanShan Temple.
华严路-公交车站
Bus route map link: http://j.map.baidu.com/717QD

Hash type: A to A (i.e. the Hash will start and finish at the same place - leave a bag at the start)

Hash trail length: Runner's ~10-11km and Walkers ~8km

Details:
Meet at the Crowne Plaza Hotel lobby at 1pm. QDH3 (bus guide) leaders will meet you there. Arrive at Crowne by 1.10pm at the latest!!! Please don't be late!

Make sure you have an early lunch.

Alternative meeting point (Restaurant starting point) and time (1.30pm) is given above ONLY for those who really REALLY can't get to our main meeting point at Crowne Plaza Hotel. I know I might be expecting too much from Hashers... :O but being a lazy, slack, tardy Hasher is NOT a good reason! ;)

Cost: 10 RMB (includes some beer and the Hash trail) - does NOT include dinner 10块钱不包括晚餐.

Dinner: The Lead Hare has arranged for a delicious Chinese dinner in a local restaurant for those who wish to stay for dinner. Usually most people do. This is a separate cost, usually only about 40 - 50rmb per person.

Cheers and On! On!

Sweet FA and the QDH3 Mismanagement team

Crowne Plaza Hotel
青岛颐中皇冠假日酒店 (QingDao YiZhong HuangGuan JiaRi JiuDian)...
Address: #76 XiangGang Middle Road (XiangGang Zhong Lu)
地址：青岛, 市南区, 香港中路76号 (佳世客东50米)
Map 地图: http://j.map.baidu.com/FMWrD

On! On! and Ho Ho Ho!!!

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2. QDH3 Hash #465 下次Hash前言 on Sat, 2 Jan 2016 - NO HARES = NO HASH!!! :(

We have NO HARES for any January Hashes!!! That sounds like a SAD New Year... :(

Which Hashers will volunteer to Hare our January Hash trails and give all Qingdao Hashers a HAPPY New Year? :)

我们需要2016年1月找一些当兔子的人。请尽快举手！谢谢！
Hares

It's always best if we can plan Lead Hares a few weeks (even months!) ahead of time, or at least 2 weeks in advance . That way Co-Hares have a chance to see where the trails will be and decide if they are able to Co-Hare and get more experience.

Another way is for a new Hare with a good idea for a trail to be the Lead Hare and then an experienced can work with them to make a good Hash trail in the proper way.

So, if anyone wants to be a Lead hare or a Co-Hare, please let me know ASAP! Cheers!

Hares Hash for free (not including dinner) and they are the Heroes of the Hash!!!

As usual, I can be Lead Hare for 2 or 3 of the January Hashes, if necessary, but I think it's better to have a variety of Hares. But, I definitely CAN'T be a Hare on 2 January.

Cheers and On! On!

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3. QDH3 Hash Gear for sale 买我们的QDH3特别的衣服和东西!

We have LOTS of great, high-quality QDH3 Hash gear for sale!!! - Great for Christmas gifts!!!

Some of the older gear will be on discount, so get in quick before it's sold out! That includes some jackets, hoodies and long-sleeved shirts too... Just in time for the cool late Autumn and early Winter weather. :)

Shirts and jackets are all just 50rmb each!!!
Hats 20rmb.
Cups 10rmb.
Bottle openers 5rmb.

Contact Horny Medic/Lisa and Whore's Whisperer/Philip for details. Make an order with them (2 or 3 days before a Hash is best!) and they will bring it to the next Hash for you to buy.

Or, send an email request to QDH3 Mismanagement - qingdaohhh@outlook.com

See the QDH3 Hash Gear supplies online here (might need a VPN...?):

QDH3 Hash Gear for sale held by Lisa and Philip
View short: http://1drv.ms/1MdbgOZ
View long: https://onedrive.live.com/redir?resid=ff4aac4ea3ebe315!120&authkey=!AKowykTvYyyMfc4&ithint=file%2cxlsx

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4. Hash #463 Christmas Hash Re-Hash Report 上次圣诞Hash报告 - Sat, 19 Dec 2015

The Lead Hare was Whore's Whisperer (Philip), and he was helped by Co-Hare, Sweet F.A. (Tim). ;)
463 Bash venue

This Hash was (not very imaginatively...) subtitled the "Qingdao H3 Christmas Hash". But, Lead Hare, Whore's Whisperer, really made sure the Hashers got to see a lot of fantastic Qingdao scenery!

There was a great crowd of Hashers along for our special Christmas Hash event including a few Hashers we haven't seen in a while. :0 We found many nice sights and scenic areas along this trail.

The Hares put in plenty of fun and tricky Checks to keep the FRBs (front running bastards) busy. But, some FRBs still need to learn to close the Checks though, so that the people following know where to go more quickly!

The Hashers were mostly old hands, but we had three Hash Virgins along. They had a good time and they all made it back to HOME alive and in one piece. Well done!

The Hash trail was followed by a fun Circle and a very tasty Bash (dinner).

Along with the tasty dinner, we also held our Secret Santa party. There were many surprising gifts. No-one cheekily stole anyone else's gifts and we had great time. :)

The QDH3 Hash #463 starting/finishing and Bash (dinner) point was at Qingdao Hai Dao Yu Cun Restaurant 青岛海岛渔村大酒店 on YunXiao Road.

All in all it was another super Qingdao Hash! Don't miss out next time we Hash in this fun Hashing area!!!

We all think that this might have been the BEST HASH EVER!!! :) Don't miss the next one!

QDH3 Hash #463 starting and Bash dinner point: Qingdao Hai Dao Yu Cun Restaurant 青岛海岛渔村大酒店 on YunXiao Road.

All in all it was another super Qingdao Hash! Don't miss out next time we Hash in this fun Hashing area!!!

See a few photos of QDH3 Hash #463 below.

Many more photos of Hash #463 are on Facebook (VPN required). And, many of those photos are also available on Douban too (NO VPN required).

On! On!

Photo 1 - The Hash trail went through scenic coastal areas.

463 Circle shenanigans with Santa and his reindeer

Photo 2 - The Hash Circle - Shenanigans with Santa and his reindeer.

463 The great QDH3 Christmas Secret Santa Party

Photo 3 - The great QDH3 2015 Christmas Secret Santa Party.

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5. 2015 QDH3 Hash Awards!!!- The Best and Worst and Silliest of QDH3 Hashers and Trails for the year. :)

The final 2015 QDH3 Hash Awards went to:

*Shittiest trail - Just "Joe" and Loose Pussy/David - Chengyang Hash trail - Nice work to lose ALL the running Hashers!
*Hasher with the best attendence - Whore's Whisperer/Philip
*Best trail - Just "Jason"
*Frequent Front Running Bastard (FRB) - Just "Tony"
*Frequent snail - Two Pieces/Nancy
*Frequent Hare - Sweet F.A./Tim
*Biggest Pisspot (so they say...) - Just "Gerd" ;)

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6. Hash song(s) of the week 新Hash歌曲

Hash Songs to Learn – IMPORTANT!!!

Here is 1 more Hash song for this week.

WARNING:
It's all in good fun, but many Hash songs contain ribald/bawdy/vulgar language and suggestive lyrics and taboo topics. Be warned before reading (and singing) of your own choice. ;)

Can I have a note? Mi Mi Mi Mi Miiiii Yu Yu Yu Yu Yuuuuu

1. I LIKE BEER (or WE LIKE BEER)

[Tune of “Three Blind Mice”]

I like beer, I like beer,

Do-do-do-do-do00o-do0,

I like beer, I like beer.

In future, I'll put one or two songs here in each QDH3 Newsletter, so we can learn more great Hashing songs! :)

In case you want to know if I'm a song-writing genius... NO!!! I plagiarised all of these from other Hash groups... ;)

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7. Receding Hareline 未来的Hash活动表 - A list of future Hashes and Hares - Wanna be a Hare 怎么当兔子? :)

HARES NEEDED FOR JANUARY HASHES!!!

我们需要2016年1月找一些当兔子的人。请尽快举手！谢谢！

If you would like to be a Lead Hare (主任兔子 - plan a Hash trail about 2 weeks before the Hash) or a Co-Hare (帮手兔子 - help carry flour and set the Hash trail on the day of the Hash), then let the Hare Razor (me, aka Sweet FA) know and we'll work out a date for you to set a trail. If you are flexible with your date, then that's even better.

新兔子学习当Hash兔子不是很难。只要两三次志愿当帮手兔子支持主任兔子。当天的兔子免费参加我们的Hash活动（不包括晚餐）。

Remember, Hares Hash for FREE!!! Yay!!! (The Bash dinner is still extra though...) ;)

Setting trails is fun and you get a great feeling leading all the Hashers for an enjoyable Hash run or walk. See the Hare's Hash Trail Basics Guide here.

For new Hares, it might look a bit complicated, but it's really not hard at all. :) Just volunteer to Co-Hare with an experienced Lead Hare one or two or three times and then you'll be able to do the Lead Hare job easily in future too!

You can view the latest Receding Hareline online at any time too. try these links. One of them should work... I hope! ;)

QDH3 Receding Hareline - full version (may need a VPN to view this)

QDH3 Receding Hareline - basic version (no VPN needed)

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8. 2016 Guangzhou 15th All China Nash Hash 全国Hash! - Regular price ends 1 Jan 2016 便宜价格马上结束了!!!

DON'T BE A LATE CUMMER!!!

If you missed the Earlybird discount for the next Nash Hash (All China National Hash 2016), then DO NOT miss the Regular price, which is valid until 1 January 2016!!! - 3 weeks left for the Regular price!

Qingdao Hashers have been travelling to all the Nash Hashes in recent years, so let's keep the tradition alive! Some of us have signed up already. :)

请你们注意：明年三四月份的全国Hash活动最便宜优惠报名方式马上就结束了.尽快报名吧。青岛Hashers参加了
Hash很多次，所以我们得继续这样的习惯吧.

See full details here: http://qdhhh.eu5.org/news.html#ACNH2016_GZH3

Info from the Guangzhou H3:

For your part, NOW is the time to register to save yourself RMB100 (off Late-Cummer price).

Itinerary:
***Friday (evening/night), April 1: Half Moon City Run (Long Runner, Short Runner, Walker)
***Saturday, April 2: Main Event Cuntryside Run (Ballbuster, Long Runner, Short Runner, Walker)
***Sunday, April 3: Hangover Cuntryside Run (Long Runner, Short Runner, Walker)
***If you want to do even more Hashing, then extra events are available on Thursday, March 31 and also on Monday, April 4. These events will cost more money. - See the GZH3 Nash Hash website for full details.

Nash Hashes are SUPER fun and you'll save lots of money by registering early.

Nash Hash 2015 was in Hangzhou and Nash Hash 2014 was in Xiamen. They were heaps of fun!!! :)

Cheers and On! On!

Sweet FA / TimF (QDH3 On-Sec and Web Wanker) on behalf of QDH3 Mismanagement

QDH3 CONTACTS
Mismanagement Email: qingdaohhh@outlook.com
Website: http://qdhhh.eu5.org/index.html
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/qingdaohhh/

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*** MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! ***

Hash Xmas Party

We need Hares for January Hashes!!!
我们需要2016年1月找一些当兔子的人。请尽快举手！谢谢！：）

Please look at the Receding Hareline (list of future Hashes and Hares) and choose a date.

看这里然后选一个日期。然后发给我邮件谈论和组织。你也可以跟有经历的兔子学习怎么做兔子。先举手就开始。

Then contact the QDH3 Hare Razor to organise your Hash event. Send us an email: qingdaohhh@outlook.com

If you want to learn how to be a Hare, then you can just be a Co-Hare and help an experienced Hare.